Guess Who's Back, Back Again...

\Oh shit. I just remembered I had a blog, two years after my last post. Damn I am a slacker.... Why did I quit? Because I was basically forced to back in 2011. You see, this dumb bitch who we will call Ms. Perfect crashed her truck into Golden Chick in Bowie, Texas. (where I used to live) a few years ago. In result of that hilarious accident, I decided to post about it on my blog. Guess who read it? Ms. Perfect. Well, Ms. Perfect got all butthurt and went whining like a little bitch to the high school principal and the SRO and welp, it was decided by everyone involved to just delete my blog so no more "evil, sedistic and not thought through" statements could be posted on my blog.

Well folks, that tragic moment was two years ago. See, now I am 20 years old and I have moved from the shithole of Bowie, Texas to my homestate of New York. Why did you go back? Simple. Mom has cancer, was told she is going to die, so we ended up here. In a nut shell, we now have hope to go on and mom is on chemo. We is GOOOOD. So, anyways.. Alot has happened since I graduated from the shithole full of political correct hometown assholes called Bowie High School. I moved out on my own, got a good job in Corrections, met a nice girl, fell in love, lost my job, found a new one, and lost the love of my life. Great huh? So now, like I said.. I have left that shithole and now live in NY where I hope to restart my life, as it isn't already messed up enough.

So, why start blogging again? Well.. its simple. I am a bored freak!!!.......not really. But yes, the bored part is accurate. I work 25 hours a week at a bank, go to school during the other time, and sit at home in my chair naked eating cheetos... and then I blog.

So, behold!! The reanimation of "Random Rants of Cause". Expect a random rant, EVERY DAY bitches.

For now.. buh bye.

College?

Weatherford College

So most of you know, I am going to Weatherford College later this fall. I will be majoring in Kinesiology and Athletic Training. :) Just thought id show the haters where I am going, so maybe they can shut up.

Bye Bye!

Usama Bin Laden- DEAD

Yeah, just in case you didn't know. USA's Navy SEAL's took out Bin Laden a few days ago. Obama reported that the head towel head is dead last night.

The end.

I wanna go fast!

Fast Five

So last night, a few friends and I traveled to Wichita Falls at like 11:00p to go see Fast Five, which is the 5th and next to final film of the Fast and the Furious series. I was recently asked if it was worth the $9.00 I paid for the ticket. I must say, it honestly was.

The plot of this movie was amazingly written. I give kudos to the writers and the director of this film. Out of all of the films I have seen so far in 2011 (Paul, and The Losers) this has been the best one yet. The action scenes got you saying " Holy Balls " when something happened. It was a true "sitting on the edge of your seat" type of movie.

I was exhausted when we got to the theater because I had just gotten off work when we left. When we left the theater, I was wide awake and ready for more. In all, on a scale from 1-10, I give this movie a 10. It was an amazing film, lots of suprising twists, comedy and kickass scenes. I highly reccomend this movie to any action fan or a fan of the Fast series.

Friday?

Rebecca Black

Okay, I'm actually gonna do one of my random rants.

Since yesterday was Friday, and it was the first day I heard of this annoying little girl, I am going to give my opinion about Rebecca Black.

Rebecca Black is a 14 year old "pop" singer. Her hit song, which was found on youtube is called Friday. This song makes no freaking sense what so ever. Here is an excerpt of the lyrics to the song:

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday

Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin')

We-we-we so excited

We so excited

We gonna have a ball today

What the hell was the ARK Music Factory thinking when they signed her? This song is the most annoying song in the world. When I first listened to it, I literally wanted to punch a wall. Her voice is almost mono-tone, and the lyrics of the song make ZERO sense.

OMG! It's Friday! Yesterday was Thursday!!!

No Shit?

Okay Rebecca, take it this way. Yeah, you may have 120 million views on your Youtube account, but shouldn't 2.4 million dislikes also tell you something? Your a 14 year old who's voice sounds like a mans, and you have no talent. I know what you should do! Put the shut to the up.

Have you seen this video? There is a random black dude who goes into a rap about Rebecca Black. I have never seen him before, wow dude. You picked a FANTASTIC song to start your career with! Not.....

So all in all, Rebecca Black. Write a song that doesn't tell me that after Friday is Saturday, please?

Annoying......

This Morning. :)

Royal Wedding 2011

Most bloggers are writing about this, so I figured I would give it a shot. Yes, today (April 29, 2011) was the anticipated "wedding of the century". Here is my two sense: I love the country of Britain, I have always wanted to go there but have never had the chance. The British Royalty is very interesting and I like how there is still a large monarchy in the world that operates like a true Royal Family.

Anyway....

I woke up this morning at about 5:30 to catch a glimpse of the wedding, and now I am regretting that I woke up that late. The parts of the wedding that I was able to see (between 5:30am and 7:30am) was absolutely breathtaking and stunning. Anyone who was able to be a part of that, was one lucky son of a gun.

Prince William and now Princess Kate are the "textbook" royal couple. I can see them being the King and Queen sometime in my lifetime, and I am excited for that moment. I wish them the best, as do 18 Billion People in this world. This was truly, a great morning. :)

Now I want to move to Britain.

Long live the queen.

No Posts?

WHOA!

I just noticed, I haven't written on this blog in over 6 months. Well, Time to start again!

Im going to continue with my past exclamation, I will write every single day about a topic that is bugging me or I just want to talk about.

:) - Dak