Thursday, July 18, 2013
Guess Who's Back, Back Again...
\Oh shit. I just remembered I had a blog, two years after my last post. Damn I am a slacker.... Why did I quit? Because I was basically forced to back in 2011. You see, this dumb bitch who we will call Ms. Perfect crashed her truck into Golden Chick in Bowie, Texas. (where I used to live) a few years ago. In result of that hilarious accident, I decided to post about it on my blog. Guess who read it? Ms. Perfect. Well, Ms. Perfect got all butthurt and went whining like a little bitch to the high school principal and the SRO and welp, it was decided by everyone involved to just delete my blog so no more "evil, sedistic and not thought through" statements could be posted on my blog.
Well folks, that tragic moment was two years ago. See, now I am 20 years old and I have moved from the shithole of Bowie, Texas to my homestate of New York. Why did you go back? Simple. Mom has cancer, was told she is going to die, so we ended up here. In a nut shell, we now have hope to go on and mom is on chemo. We is GOOOOD. So, anyways.. Alot has happened since I graduated from the shithole full of political correct hometown assholes called Bowie High School. I moved out on my own, got a good job in Corrections, met a nice girl, fell in love, lost my job, found a new one, and lost the love of my life. Great huh? So now, like I said.. I have left that shithole and now live in NY where I hope to restart my life, as it isn't already messed up enough.
So, why start blogging again? Well.. its simple. I am a bored freak!!!.......not really. But yes, the bored part is accurate. I work 25 hours a week at a bank, go to school during the other time, and sit at home in my chair naked eating cheetos... and then I blog.
So, behold!! The reanimation of "Random Rants of Cause". Expect a random rant, EVERY DAY bitches.
For now.. buh bye.
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